How does Mediacom Suck? Let me count the ways....

Hey guess what! My Mediacom Internet service is 100% inoperable right now. Yep, thats right, we're paying for a service that we can't even use! Thats twice I've seen it down in the past 4 days. Once again, I'm relying on USB tether connection from my Evo to write this up.

I try to imagine a world where Mediacom controlled more than just a laughably terrible ISP... Imagine if they ran the sun- You'd only get sunlight for 6 hours out of the day, and some days, the damn thing just wouldn't even rise. Or imagine if Mediacom was in charge of your water services. Every third day, your shower wouldn't run, and occasionally it would deliver goat shit from the faucet in lieu of water. And best of all, you'd pay for it!

Mediacom, you suck.

Midnight Mediacom Sucks

Our Mediacom Internet Connection is OUT. It is NOT WORKING AT ALL.

I've hooked up my cellphone to my PC to post this through my phone's 3g connection. My speeds now are comparable to what Mediacom gives me on the average bad night.

Trick Or Treat, Smell My Feet, Mediacom Sucks

With only days away till Satan possesses our children and transforms them into sugar extractors, Mediacom is preparing for the holiday by sucking horribly.

Thats right folks, for only $65 dollars a month you can have a shit crap ISP that provides speeds from a decade ago! SIGN UP TODAY!

Mediacom Sucks

It's true

With the falling leaves, along comes MEDIACOM SUCKS

Hello world. It is a beautiful afternoon in the suburbs of Chicago, and Mediacom internet is terrible. This is for October 4th, at 12:15ish

DOWNLOAD = .74 Mb/S

UPLOAD = .29 Mb/S

Here at MEDIACOM SUCKS, I strive to bring you a balanced view of how horribly Mediacom sucks. That's why I'm including a bonus screenshot today of Pingtest.net, who graciously rates Mediacom at a D.